Lame Joke Thread
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YOUKNOW
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- South Jordan, UT
What did the pirate say when he was asked why he was wearing a steering wheel for a belt buckle?
Pirate: Aarrrrr, It drives me nuts!
Pirate: Aarrrrr, It drives me nuts!
turbohaulic
I don't know it just is!
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- Hyde Park, UT
*What do you call a fly with its wings pulled off?
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A Walk!!
*Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!
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A Walk!!
*Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!
rholbrook
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- Kaysville, Ut
A bear and a rabbit were out taking a pooh in the woods. The bear leaned over to the rabbit and said, "Mr. Rabbit, do you have problems with pooh sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said,"Why no, of course not." So the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.
BCGPER
Starting Another Thread
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- Sunny Arizona
TACOMA!
(it just don't get any lamer)
(it just don't get any lamer)
cannoncrawler
TWERNT THE MORMONS!!!!!!
- Location
- Idaho
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
a Buck an ear
How much did the pirate pay for corn on the cob?
a Buck an ear
How much did the pirate pay for corn on the cob?
Thursty
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- Green River
What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the Rhino!
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Walk him and pitch to the Rhino!
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Don't you mean "with 3 balls"?What do you do with an Elephant with balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the Rhino!
Cherokeester
Registered User
- Location
- Wellsville Utah
Cody, this is supposed to be a lame joke thread, that is a really good one.
LT.
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- Location
- Los Alamos, New Mexico
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
LT.
Because they have big fingers.
LT.
In that same series:
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
Phil.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?
Skip.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
rholbrook
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Kaysville, Ut
Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod
Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod
Two vomits were walking down the street when one started to cry. The other said, "What's wrong?" The first replied, "This is where I was brought up!"
YOUKNOW
Well-Known Member
- Location
- South Jordan, UT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
Wave
What did they call batman and robin after they got run over by a bus?
Flatman and Ribbon