I was born dead... like literally for seven minutes. Docs thought there'd be rain damage, but I PHNEH HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Aside from that, I suffered through a variety of sleeping disorders for most of my adolescence, so...