A Nordakota cow

[bobmed]

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new
milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in
Nordakota (that would be North Dakota for you
non-Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk.

When he grabs the teat and pulls... the cow farts. Ole
is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is
selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try
again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out however, so after some discussion
with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the
cow and take it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his
neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at
dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see
vat happens.'

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow
in Nordakota, didn't yah?'

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about
his trip. Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did
you know?'

Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'

 

[4554x4]

Good one!