April 1st

[SAMI]

For some reason there's a rogue paper clip stuck in our brand new copier

couldn't tell ya how it got in there

 

[SAMI]

Also, some folks around the office can't open up any programs on their desktop..

PrtScn, set that pic as their desktop, then right click, 'arrange icons by', then unclick 'show desktop icons'...

 

[Tacoma]

LOL nice

 

[Brett]

 

[Rusted]

Co-worker unknowingly has a wireless usb keyboard dongle attached to his computer. From 20' away I am locking his computer, closing programs, typing letters, switching programs. He is goings nuts over it.

 

[SAMI]

nice guys!... nice

So, while i was out to lunch some people here forced another employee to call for a service tech to come look at the copier/printer(of which i am in charge of).. Instead of leaving me a note to take care of it, someone else took the liberty to order a tech visit and send out an email stating said copier as non-functioning.. so i get back from lunch to hear all of this.. i come clean to the person who ordered the tech.. she sends a company wide email out stating problem was fixed, and cancels the tech.. the next minute i'm over at the copier with the service tech BS'ing about what it was doing... People in the office are showing him copies that they made with the paperclip showing up.. Too funny.. The service guy asks, "is that for real?" BWAHAHA..

holy crap.. this one i might keep quiet for awhile.. The Pres. of the company's son frequents this forum as well.. you know who you are.. keep yer mouth shut too

-Jason

 

[Brett]

Co-worker unknowingly has a wireless usb keyboard dongle attached to his computer. From 20' away I am locking his computer, closing programs, typing letters, switching programs. He is goings nuts over it.

awesome

 

[Paul R]

Co-worker unknowingly has a wireless usb keyboard dongle attached to his computer. From 20' away I am locking his computer, closing programs, typing letters, switching programs. He is goings nuts over it.

That's great!!

 

[Tacoma]

holy crap.. this one i might keep quiet for awhile.. The Pres. of the company's son frequents this forum as well.. you know who you are.. keep yer mouth shut too

-Jason

Break out the checkbook, bub. His silence can probably be purchased.

 

[Dominic]

As if everday isn't filled with enough sh!!tty jokes in my line of work. So far today I have pranked three nurses by drinking the urine samples we take to find out who is pregnant (apple juice lol) Also filled a specimen trap with poop that I continued to spill all over a doctors desk (hot chocolate).

 

[cuban b]

I noticed I could email from a proxy on our work server, so I sent out an email from a supervisor introducing a new dress codes.

Thursdays are now the day to wear that one special outfit that is just a little too flamboyant for the rest of the week.

 

[StrobeNGH]

I had a magnetic bumper sticker on my truck when I got home yesterday. Apparently, I love porn . . .

But, this was also the person who confessed to commiting a crime to me months ago (in an apparent moment of drunken-stupidity) . . . so imagine the irony when an information (the piece of paper which charges you with a crime) and summons showed up in the mail for her.