Ask Me Anything vs.2.0IAMATWORK!!!

[Brett]

Mount up

 

[Spork]

Why do people complain about all the illegal aliens taking jobs and don't worry about every item they buy from Wal-mart made in China?

 

[Badcop]

Why do people complain about all the illegal aliens taking jobs and don't worry about every item they buy from Wal-mart made in China?

And how many of those people drive a Ford? Have they ever looked at there assembly location? ME HE KO

 

[Brett]

Why do people complain about all the illegal aliens taking jobs and don't worry about every item they buy from Wal-mart made in China?

Because they don't think the issue through before voicing their complaint

 

[Brett]

And how many of those people drive a Ford? Have they ever looked at there assembly location? ME HE KO

My guess would be 45.67% drive Fords

 

[chadschoon]

why do women smell better then men???

 

[Cody]

how come women, asians, hippies, and old people all drive terrible?

I swear I must have been around an aging asian hippy lady today....

Cody

 

[mr_blove]

My girlfriend is Asian and she drive just fine she does have to scoot up to the wheel just to reach the pedals though:-\

 

[Rickomatic]

Why do people think that talking on the phone, drinking a coffee and trimming nose hairs while driving to work in the morning is alright?

 

[Brett]

why do women smell better then men???

It's just like the old saying, "womens farts smell like roses." It might not be true, but we men convince ourselves of it

 

[Brett]

how come women, asians, hippies, and old people all drive terrible?

I swear I must have been around an aging asian hippy lady today....

Cody

They figure that if they can get your vehicle while it's parked on the side of the road, they can get extra points while you are driving.

 

[Brett]

Why do people think that talking on the phone, drinking a coffee and trimming nose hairs while driving to work in the morning is alright?

They were dropped on their heads as small children so they're brains have not developed properly

 

[BlackDog]

saw a blonde in an SUV years ago, reading the phone book, while dialing, and driving
Kudo's for mutiltasking?

 

[Rickomatic]

Why does the size of a women's breast determine the number of guys that will help her with a flat tire?

 

[Rickomatic]

Why do bad hair bands from the eighties think it is OK to reunite and belt out bad versions of their already bad music?

 

[Rickomatic]

My last question of the night, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[Brett]

saw a blonde in an SUV years ago, reading the phone book, while dialing, and driving
Kudo's for mutiltasking?

Nope, just being retarded

 

[Brett]

Why does the size of a women's breast determine the number of guys that will help her with a flat tire?

It's also body....nice body, nice chest......swerving from five lanes over to help change a tire that is almost done being swapped!

 

[Brett]

Why do bad hair bands from the eighties think it is OK to reunite and belt out bad versions of their already bad music?

Drugs man, DRUGS!!!!!!

 

[Brett]

My last question of the night, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

We let people that hadn't finished kindergarten choose what to name things??