What really happens in bed when the lights go out.
>Husband: Oh, come on.
>Wife: Leave me alone!
>Husband: It won't take long.
>Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
>Husband: I can't sleep without it.
>Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
>Husband: Because I'm Hot.
>Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
>Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
>Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
>Husband: You don't love me anymore.
>Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
>Husband: Please...come on
>
>Wife: All right, I'll do it.
>Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
>Wife: I can't find it.
>Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
>Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
>Husband: Oh, yes.
>Wife: Is it up far enough?
>Husband: Oh, that's good.
>Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
>yourself!
>Husband: Oh, come on.
>Wife: Leave me alone!
>Husband: It won't take long.
>Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
>Husband: I can't sleep without it.
>Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
>Husband: Because I'm Hot.
>Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
>Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
>Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
>Husband: You don't love me anymore.
>Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
>Husband: Please...come on
>
>Wife: All right, I'll do it.
>Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
>Wife: I can't find it.
>Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
>Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
>Husband: Oh, yes.
>Wife: Is it up far enough?
>Husband: Oh, that's good.
>Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
>yourself!
