Bicycle Thief Removal

[JL Rockies]

[video=youtube;9-GVpIaPEGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9-GVpIaPEGM[/video]

There's the 'f' word bantered about.

 

[TJDukit]

Nice. Although you should put a foul language warning on this. Not that I am offended because thats not possible over the internet but...well I know you get it Joseph.

Don't steal bikes its just bad. Actually I truely hate thieves in general and think they should have their hands cut off.

 

[STAG]

wish i coulda done this about my ipod...

 

[jeep-N-montero]

Twas teh funnies! But seriously, what idiot steals something that expensive and then puts it up for sale a few days later and doesn't expect to get caught?

 

[Tacoma]

I've had the intense, unmitigated pleasure of catching two bike thieves over the years, both were prosecuted after "a scuffle". One stole the bike I commuted to work on-- I had the front wheel and the seat, and he tried to tell me the bike on his porch, missing the correct front tire and seat, and sporting the custom, hand-lettered logos I had painted on it, was not mine. So I threw him off the porch and beat him with his own wheel and seat, and the cops rolled up to arrest him. I thanked his girlfriend for calling them. The other guy led me on one of the most epic chases ever, and got WORKED, I was pissed that he made me run, and pissed that he bit me, and that he ran again. He got prosecuted to the utmost, the black DA was not pleased that he tried to claim racism. That one was a lot of fun, about 10-15minutes of bare-knuckle brawling and chasing, and more brawling. He was forced to pay all kinds of damages, but I took my payment from him in blood and lumps.

I %$@#(& HATE thieves. Hate 'em.

 

[Kevin B.]

I hate bike thieves, and those guys did that all wrong.

 

[JL Rockies]

I've had the intense, unmitigated pleasure of catching two bike thieves over the years, both were prosecuted after "a scuffle". One stole the bike I commuted to work on-- I had the front wheel and the seat, and he tried to tell me the bike on his porch, missing the correct front tire and seat, and sporting the custom, hand-lettered logos I had painted on it, was not mine. So I threw him off the porch and beat him with his own wheel and seat, and the cops rolled up to arrest him. I thanked his girlfriend for calling them. The other guy led me on one of the most epic chases ever, and got WORKED, I was pissed that he made me run, and pissed that he bit me, and that he ran again. He got prosecuted to the utmost, the black DA was not pleased that he tried to claim racism. That one was a lot of fun, about 10-15minutes of bare-knuckle brawling and chasing, and more brawling. He was forced to pay all kinds of damages, but I took my payment from him in blood and lumps.

I %$@#(& HATE thieves. Hate 'em.

This kid Carl stole one of my rubber dinosaurs (I was 5) and I chased him down the street whipping him with a bicycle innertube. It didn't set well in the all black hood I lived in.

 

[jeeper]

I think theft is one of the things I hate the most. Not only because you have to replace what ever the item is, but there is almost always additional damage, and you feel so violated. I say kill em all.

 

[Stephen]

I once stole a pack of gum from le supermarché as a child. I felt very bad about it, but the gum was good and won me friends and influence at school the next day. I've never admitted that to anyone. But I thought in an effort to keep my hands from being chopped off, I'd come clean. I may also have stolen a beer from Kurts' fridge on the last Relic Run. But since vehicle fridges didn't really exist in 1979, it was like stealing from the future. So does that count?

 

[JL Rockies]

^ snap. Fridges are expo not relic, what a faux pas

 

[MOODY]

This just made my day.