Devel
Just an Outlaw....
- Location
- North Salt Lake
> > > > A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's
a
>>>>>>>Gay bar.
> > > > "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When
> > > > the
> > > > gay
> > > > waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
your
> > > > willy?"
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a
> > > > drink.
> > > >
> > > > "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you
> > > > tell me
> > > > the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the
> > > > slogan,'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his
> > > > SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will
> > > > give
> > > > him
> > > > a
> > > > second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his
> > > > left
> > > > who
> > > > is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
> > > >
> > > > The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
> > > >
> > > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly
replies,
> > > > "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
> > > >
> > > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his
right
> > > > who
> > > > just
> > > > happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what
do
you
> > > > guys
> > > > call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
> > > > "FORD,because
> > > > Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?"
> > > >
> > > > The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
> > > > Rock!'"And
> > > > gives a wink!
> > > >
> > > > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he
> > > > comes
> > > > up
> > > > with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
bartender
and
> > > > exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
beer."
> > > >
> > > > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled
> > > > look
> > > > asks,"Why Secret?"
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE
> > > > FOR A
> > > > WOMAN!
a
>>>>>>>Gay bar.
> > > > "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When
> > > > the
> > > > gay
> > > > waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
your
> > > > willy?"
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a
> > > > drink.
> > > >
> > > > "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you
> > > > tell me
> > > > the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
the
> > > > slogan,'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his
> > > > SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he
will
> > > > give
> > > > him
> > > > a
> > > > second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his
> > > > left
> > > > who
> > > > is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
> > > >
> > > > The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
> > > >
> > > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly
replies,
> > > > "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
> > > >
> > > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his
right
> > > > who
> > > > just
> > > > happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what
do
you
> > > > guys
> > > > call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
> > > > "FORD,because
> > > > Quality is Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford
lately?"
> > > >
> > > > The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a
> > > > Rock!'"And
> > > > gives a wink!
> > > >
> > > > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before
he
> > > > comes
> > > > up
> > > > with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the
bartender
and
> > > > exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
beer."
> > > >
> > > > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
puzzled
> > > > look
> > > > asks,"Why Secret?"
> > > >
> > > > The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE
> > > > FOR A
> > > > WOMAN!
