I believe any of these things can and will beat them:
Any outdoor activity
any physical activity
a book
a full set of teeth
a full set of chromosomes
non-morbid obesity
self respect
an iq over 100
a wall of wet paint
non-lethal torture methods (waterboarding, etc)
camping
enjoying a good beer (not the ones advertised on the cars)
russian roulette
banging your head against the wall
playing football in the freeway
really, I can go on and on.