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- Sandy Utah
'"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan
a. If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
b. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
a. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat..
b. If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
a. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
b. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
a. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
b. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
a. If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
b. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government assistance
a. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
b. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
a. If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
b. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
a. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
b. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
a. If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
b. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
a. A conservative will forward this to all his friends.
b. A liberal will try to have it banned from the Internet.
a. If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
b. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
a. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat..
b. If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
a. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
b. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
a. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
b. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
a. If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
b. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government assistance
a. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
b. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
a. If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
b. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
a. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
b. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
a. If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
b. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
a. A conservative will forward this to all his friends.
b. A liberal will try to have it banned from the Internet.