Dear Abby

[offroaddave]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of
HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth .
One of my sisters lives in
Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have
recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on
my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part time
"working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports
Hillary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

 

[redXJ]

i wouldnt tell anyone that!

 

[Amy]

good times right there!!

 

[Crinco]

Some skeletons need to be kept in the closet, that's one of em!

 

[chadr]