Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "***** ******".
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Rod Marinelli upset when the Detroit Lions play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "***** ******".
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Rod Marinelli upset when the Detroit Lions play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!