Zombie
Random Dead Guy
- Location
- Sandy Utah
Kurt may weigh in on this...
Little known fact
To protect themselves from magic destroying sorcerers the unicorn guild had a meeting where all members gathered together in one location known simply as the juxtaposition. There originated the largest rainbow of all time. This merging of magical ROYGBIV transformed all unicorns into the gentile ocean dwelling creature known as the Narwhal. The magical abilities of the Narwhal are much less known than the Unicorn. It is done to keep the remaining members of the guild safe. Another little know fact is that unicorns do not reproduce. Once they are gone the word will forever be bereft of magic.
In short
WE MUST PROTECT THE NARWHAL
I encountered something up at Forest Lake during the summer of 2010 that I'd like to think was a bear... a bear that was acting like something that wanted me to get the eff out. Do bears get rabies and act weird? Like territorial?
I'm no bearologist but uh, bears ARE territorial. And they don't want your vegetarian ass in the woods competing for berries and roots.
Zombie deer?
Well hell, that's scarier than a Bigfoot any day. I mean, Bigfoot doesn't starr into your soul. I hate it when things starr into my soul.
I'm no bearologist but uh, bears ARE territorial. And they don't want your vegetarian ass in the woods competing for berries and roots.
So if a bear/Bigfoot ate Joseph, would it be like one of us eating a tofurkey? Is he made of real meat?