ALF
SURE!?
- Location
- Taylorsville
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
> All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... As a matter
of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
life!!!!!
Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the ***** willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
> All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life...... As a matter
of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your
life!!!!!
Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the ***** willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
