Engineers

[Mother Deuce]

Bubba and Ray, mechanical engineers from Tennessee, were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

 

[reddevil]

Funny, but I don't get it. Why would a woman have a wrench in her purse?





I'm just kidding, don't hit me with your wrench.

 

[Mother Deuce]

I don't get it. Why would a woman have a wrench in her purse?

I see your point. Her husband would not have put it back after he borrowed it.

 

[Tacoma]

you're right, he'd have taken it back after a proper lecture on the use of tools, and banned her from the garage. hahah

please don't kill me

 

[Mother Deuce]

please don't kill me

Tooele native here. I'd sleep with my eyes open if I were you.