Esteemed members of RME

[Brett]

I write this as I warning to you, so that you may not have such a tragedy as this befall you. While innocently walking outside yesterday, I suffered a blow to which you cannot imagine. Looking out at the world, without any cares, I, with my superior agility and grace, fell. How you might ask, would someone such as me fall? I shall endeavor to explain. While walking out my door and to the stars, something was waiting to trick me, to take me down. You all have seen it, it surrounds us quite often. Putting one foot down on the step, I suddenly felt it's terrible grip, pulling my foot out from under me. Quite suddenly I felt my other foot removed from it's purchase, and down I went, sliding on my back to the bottom of the stairs. Never in my years has this happened, have I been taken by surprise such as this. Our wonderful friend, snow, had taken another victim. While I lay there contemplating this horrible fate, I decided that snow was not going to claim me! Standing up and shaking it's white powder off of me, I shook my fist defiantly at the sky, shouting, "Snow, you white devil! You'll never take me again!"

Beware fellow member, beware the white devil and it's tricks!

Sincerely

 

[JoeT]

I write this as I warning to you, so that you may not have such a tragedy as this befall you. While innocently walking outside yesterday, I suffered a blow to which you cannot imagine. Looking out at the world, without any cares, I, with my superior agility and grace, fell. How you might ask, would someone such as me fall? I shall endeavor to explain. While walking out my door and to the stars, something was waiting to trick me, to take me down. You all have seen it, it surrounds us quite often. Putting one foot down on the step, I suddenly felt it's terrible grip, pulling my foot out from under me. Quite suddenly I felt my other foot removed from it's purchase, and down I went, sliding on my back to the bottom of the stairs. Never in my years has this happened, have I been taken by surprise such as this. Our wonderful friend, snow, had taken another victim. While I lay there contemplating this horrible fate, I decided that snow was not going to claim me! Standing up and shaking it's white powder off of me, I shook my fist defiantly at the sky, shouting, "Snow, you white devil! You'll never take me again!"

Beware fellow member, beware the white devil and it's tricks!

Sincerely

Translation: I stepped on the snow, I fell down on the snow. I cried. I hate snow.

 

[Zombie]

 

[Stephen]

Well if you hadn't been wearing your 6" hooker heels you probably wouldn't have fallen.

 

[mbryson]

Well if you hadn't been wearing your 6" hooker heels you probably wouldn't have fallen.

TMI....... (I don't even want to know why YOU know he has those)

 

[Stephen]

It was late, he was drunk... I was tied to a chair. Meh, you know how it is.:-\

 

[Brett]

 

[Herzog]

This is why I still wear moon boots.

 

[mbryson]

It was late, he was drunk... I was tied to a chair.

Again, TMI.........

Meh, you know how it is.:-\

Who've you been talking too? I thought all those people were dead.

 

[Brett]

 

[Brett]

This is why I still wear moon boots.

Well, I had on my Nike ACG's but they didn't quite grip. All Conditions Gear is a lie

 

[Zombie]

All Conditions Gear is a lie

I'll say it again... NO ONE is immune from the slippage and fallage.

not even him..

 

[Cody]

Well, I had on my Nike ACG's but they didn't quite grip. All Conditions Gear is a lie

NO you didn't. The only lie in here is you--not Nike's cleverly subtle marketing campaigns. We all know you were shod with your typical hippie burkenstock sandles--and you were wearing socks too.

You fool nobody hippie. nobody.

Cody

 

[yellowbronco]

This is why I still wear moon boots.

I effin' LOVE moon boots!!!!

But I love the "Motorboat" even more.

 

[Tacoma]

TMI....... (I don't even want to know why YOU know he has those)

I'm a little more concerned about how YOU know he has them. I mean, you've got KIDS for cryin' out loud! That ain't riiiiiiiiiight.

 

[mbryson]

I'm a little more concerned about how YOU know he has them. I mean, you've got KIDS for cryin' out loud! That ain't riiiiiiiiiight.

Brett talks to me a lot. It's like I'm his psychotherapist or something?

 

[phatfoto]

And I thought I left the folks who were into this stuff behind in California... Arggggghhhhhh

Surely, I'm still being punished...

 

[offroaddave]

I write this as I warning to you, so that you may not have such a tragedy as this befall you. While innocently walking outside yesterday, I suffered a blow to which you cannot imagine. Looking out at the world, without any cares, I, with my superior agility and grace, fell. How you might ask, would someone such as me fall? I shall endeavor to explain. While walking out my door and to the stars, something was waiting to trick me, to take me down. You all have seen it, it surrounds us quite often. Putting one foot down on the step, I suddenly felt it's terrible grip, pulling my foot out from under me. Quite suddenly I felt my other foot removed from it's purchase, and down I went, sliding on my back to the bottom of the stairs. Never in my years has this happened, have I been taken by surprise such as this. Our wonderful friend, snow, had taken another victim. While I lay there contemplating this horrible fate, I decided that snow was not going to claim me! Standing up and shaking it's white powder off of me, I shook my fist defiantly at the sky, shouting, "Snow, you white devil! You'll never take me again!"

Beware fellow member, beware the white devil and it's tricks!

Sincerely

Cook me some pancakes, Cody's wife.




(Cotton Hill, King Of The Hill)



Cody's Wife!!!

 

[Bart]

Bwahahaha, I see the problem here. I do the same thing when I try to walk from my door to the stars. Get off the hooch man.

 

[Tacoma]

when I try to walk from my door to the stars.

Are you speaking metaphorically? Or do you hang out with celebrities?