Favorite Quotes

allterrain

AllTerrain
Location
Cedar Hills
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?"
-- Can't remember

"Doing a good job around here is like peeing your pants in a dark suit. Nobody will notice, but it leaves a warm feeling"
-- Sign in my office

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-- Demetri Martin

AND SO MANY MORE.
 

rockreligious

NoEcoNaziAmmo
Location
Ephraim
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that is bears a striking resemlance to the first."
-Ronald Reagan


"The most terrifying words in the English language are; Im from the government and Im here to help."
-Ronald Reagan
 

Jeremy

total tacoma points: 162
george carlin.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. "
 

Magerdgr

Have gun, will travel
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."

John F. Kennedy

"I know not what others may choose but, as for me, give me liberty or give me death."

Patrick Henry

"We had one war with Mexico and took Arizona, we should have another and compel them to take it back."

General Sherman

"Nuts!"

General Anthony McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101st Airborne in response to the German request to surrender at Bastogne.

"Women don't know what they want, they just know they want."

Old dude I used to work with
 
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