If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airlines stock, one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you'd have $16.50 left, of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, less than $5.00.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then recycled the aluminum cans for the refund... you would
have $214.00 cash!
Based on the above, the best current investment advice, is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol per year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41mpg.
Makes you proud to be an American!
:greg:
With Enron, you'd have $16.50 left, of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, less than $5.00.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then recycled the aluminum cans for the refund... you would
have $214.00 cash!
Based on the above, the best current investment advice, is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol per year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41mpg.
Makes you proud to be an American!
:greg: