Foods that are EVIL

[Tacoma]

1. Mayonnaise-- only to be used very sparingly on BLT's, this evil food is French, and therefore automatically suspect. Shut up, Stephen!!!

2. Mushrooms-- a cowardly "food" that grows in sh*t, in the dark. Screw you, mushrooms.

3. Artichokes-- they are not savory, and they try to warn you of the evil within with sharp spikes! spikes of all things!! right on the damn thing. Take the hint!

4. Organ meats-- in America, we don't have to eat this stuff. Their malignant presence in our country shows their ill will and intent to socialized us. Resist! NO LUNGS! NO BRAINS! NO INTESTINES!


Do not eat the evil. DO NOT EAT THE EVIL!!!!

 

[JoeT]

1. Mayonnaise-- only to be used very sparingly on BLT's, this evil food is French, and therefore automatically suspect. Shut up, Stephen!!!

2. Mushrooms-- a cowardly "food" that grows in sh*t, in the dark. Screw you, mushrooms.

3. Artichokes-- they are not savory, and they try to warn you of the evil within with sharp spikes! spikes of all things!! right on the damn thing. Take the hint!

4. Organ meats-- in America, we don't have to eat this stuff. Their malignant presence in our country shows their ill will and intent to socialized us. Resist! NO LUNGS! NO BRAINS! NO INTESTINES!


Do not eat the evil. DO NOT EAT THE EVIL!!!!

1.Agreed Mayo sucks, Miracle Whip is better
2. Mushrooms, love having them in butter with my steak
3. Artichokes, mmmmmm salt and melted butter
4. Agreed

 

[notajeep]

Tacoma, You are wise. One day you will take up residence on the top of some mountain very high and dole out advise in exchange for bacon.

 

[Stephen]

I agree, mayo is nasty. Unless combined, in small quantities of course, with delicious Dijon mustard on a ham or roast beef sandwich!
Mushrooms are the spawn of satan.
I rather like artichokes.
Monkey brain is a delicacy!

 

[GOAT]

4. Organ meats-- in America, we don't have to eat this stuff. Their malignant presence in our country shows their ill will and intent to socialized us. Resist! NO LUNGS! NO BRAINS! NO INTESTINES!

I dunno, tripas can be mighty tasty if you don't think about what you're eating. Oh and lingua. Get you some with avocado, lemon, and pico on a corn tortilla. Man THAT, was good stuff

 

[Tacoma]

Tacoma, You are wise. One day you will take up residence on the top of some mountain very high and dole out advise in exchange for bacon.

It will be Nirvana, if the masses bring me bacon. I will eat it with GLEE!

Your own bacon-based wisdom is mighty. I applaud you.

 

[Tacoma]

I dunno, tripas can be mighty tasty if you don't think about what you're eating. Oh and lingua. Get you some with avocado, lemon, and pico on a corn tortilla. Man THAT, was good stuff

I think I talked about tongue a little in "that other thread". It is pretty tasty, and not nearly as evil as the others.

 

[4554x4]

No gonads. (think of the movie Apoctalypto) (ball breath)

 

[Kiel]

I second this motion, that those foods suck

 

[bobmed]

mmmm liver smothered in mushrooms
on toast with mayonaise

 

[Skylinerider]

I would just like to add:

Celery. How is something so horrible in so many dishes?

 

[unltd1]

I'm in!!!!!!!! OK.....here goes.....

Mayonnaise is the best condiment on the planet. It's made from vegetable oil and egg yolks. How could anything sound more fantastic? I dip my fries in it, put it on every sandwich-y thing I can find, and smother my hamburgers and hot dogs in it. It's the best. Miracle Whip is far too bitter for me. Mayo is the only sauce I like. Everyone thinks it's disgusting, but whatever. I'm a rebel.

Mushrooms are my other favorite thing in the world. Anytime they're offered, I eat them. Raw or cooked, they're always delicious. Psylocybin mushrooms are fun

And now for the innards question. I was once offered Rocky Mountain Oysters as a kid at a country club. I told them I didn't like seafood. They assured me it wasn't seafood. They looked like little chicken nuggets, which I happen to love very much. So, I ate one. Delish. Then I ate about 10 more before they told me they were actually bull testicles. Then I didn't eat any more. But, I have to honestly say, they're pretty tasty, if you can get them.

Now you know why Goat loves me.

OH MY GOD! You can get an Obama plate already! Now I know what to ask for this Christmas. Better hurry, there's a 2 plate limit. www.victoryplate.com
Hey Marcus, hint hint!!!!!!

...I'm home sick......what's your excuse for posting between 8 and 5?

 

[phatfoto]

1. Mayo < Miracle Whip
2. Mushrooms, raw, sauteed, stuffed (usually with something bacony)
3. Artichokes, salt and buttered, but my fave is as a casserole with onions and cheeses...
4. Agreed Xgazillions

 

[BroncoMama]

First of all, Tacoma sweetie, you're wrong and I must speak up. Mayo is one of the BEST THINGS EVER. Jenny is right, it is really good on anything. Can't go wrong dipping anything in mayo.

Secondly, while guts are disgusting and merely thinking of tongue or anything nasty like that turns my tummy, I do have a confession to make. I am a country bumpkin, born and raised. I love my big truck, my Carhartt jacket, and rocky mountain oysters.

 

[Bear@BlackWidow]

Mayo is only ok when miracle whip is not available.
Mushrooms, who willing eats a fungus that grows in cow poop?
Artichokes, spikes hurt.
Inards, gross, unless they are ground up and made into tasty polish sausages.
Celery, is only ok when served as a side with buffalo wings or filled with cheese or peanut butter.

 

[rondo]

are you a chic?

so, are you a chick?

I'm in!!!!!!!! OK.....here goes.....

Mayonnaise is the best condiment on the planet. It's made from vegetable oil and egg yolks. How could anything sound more fantastic? I dip my fries in it, put it on every sandwich-y thing I can find, and smother my hamburgers and hot dogs in it. It's the best. Miracle Whip is far too bitter for me. Mayo is the only sauce I like. Everyone thinks it's disgusting, but whatever. I'm a rebel.

Mushrooms are my other favorite thing in the world. Anytime they're offered, I eat them. Raw or cooked, they're always delicious. Psylocybin mushrooms are fun

And now for the innards question. I was once offered Rocky Mountain Oysters as a kid at a country club. I told them I didn't like seafood. They assured me it wasn't seafood. They looked like little chicken nuggets, which I happen to love very much. So, I ate one. Delish. Then I ate about 10 more before they told me they were actually bull testicles. Then I didn't eat any more. But, I have to honestly say, they're pretty tasty, if you can get them.

Now you know why Goat loves me.

OH MY GOD! You can get an Obama plate already! Now I know what to ask for this Christmas. Better hurry, there's a 2 plate limit. www.victoryplate.com
Hey Marcus, hint hint!!!!!!

...I'm home sick......what's your excuse for posting between 8 and 5?

 

[Brett]

Actually, I quite like mayo, mushrooms, and artichokes. I don't recall ever having any "gut" food, so I can't voice an opinion on them.

Oh, and I dip the leaves of artichokes in mayo

 

[Tacoma]

so, are you a chick?

She will love that you called her a chick. :laughing



yes, and she's cute too.

 

[Corban_White]

Mushrooms, who willing eats a fungus that grows in cow poop?

Everything grows in cow poop! That's why the farmers spread it on the fields. :greg::greg:

 

[Tacoma]

Nice try, Mushroom Poop Apologist!!!