get that pre-nup...or else...

[Brett]

but dude, your life is a mess because of it. I mean, how do you even get up in the morning to ride your motorcycle 200 miles in those mountains? How do you even stomach all that time you've spent with your lovely wife in Mexico? And think of all those years you wasted exploring the west and having good times with good people!

You should be at the DI looking for a nice pair of used kicks for your 3rd son Lehi's upcoming fall soccer league. Failure.

 

[Amy]

Hey does google post the appropriate adds in each thread in relation to key words like DIVORCE..becuase my google add mentions divorce and parenting....haha....

 

[Brett]

Hey does google post the appropriate adds in each thread in relation to key words like DIVORCE..becuase my google add mentions divorce and parenting....haha....

They're hints!

 

[Tacoma]

hehe

"starter wife"

 

[Amy]

oh lookie now...DIVORCE RINGTONES...

those sneaky google boys...ha

 

[zukgod1]

but dude, your life is a mess because of it. I mean, how do you even get up in the morning to ride your motorcycle 200 miles in those mountains? How do you even stomach all that time you've spent with your lovely wife in Mexico? And think of all those years you wasted exploring the west and having good times with good people!

You should be at the DI looking for a nice pair of used kicks for your 3rd son Lehi's upcoming fall soccer league. Failure.

Oh my!

Yells over shoulder "honey come read this"

 

[chadschoon]

it's ok greg Im a disappointment also

 

[Cody]

Hey, my family is by no stretch LDS, and somehow I'm not immune to it either. If I go to one more family function where I get the 3rd degree about making a granddaughter for my poor mother I'm going to kill something. I'm half tempted to seek out some poor tramp with loose morals just to knock her up so I can drop off the big headed female poop factory for an 18 year visit to grandma's house.

 

[Brett]

Holy ****

 

[DOSS]

drop off the big headed female poop factory for an 18 year visit to grandma's house.

I have 2 of those Female Poop Factories that I can't get my Parents to take.. Ohh how I wish I could though

 

[Utahcryogenics]

We share a lot of the same opinions it sounds Cody.

I have been with my wife 14 years this November. However, only married 3. We have no kids, and will probably never have them. Many reasons, but most importantly I want to retire with money in the bank someday, and the last thing I want to chance is raising the next bottom feeding meth addict medicaid user who thinks he can borrow my debit card and drain my account. I have lost a lot of faith in humanity, and it is only going to get worse. The last thing we need is more people to fight for the last gallon of $40.00 per gallon fuel.

However, for the people who do have kids (and know how to parent) I have nothing but respect for you. I just hate the ones who think they should be popping out a kid every 9 months like your baking bread.

 

[1969 CJ-5]

This is Utah. That is totally out of the question.

You have 90 days from becoming an RM to get engaged, 90 days to marry, and 90 days to get knocked up.

Any less is a disappointment.

Took me 6 years to get married when I got home feom my Mission. My folks still do not speak to me... Just kidding, they were just happy that I finally settled down.

 

[gripguru]

fitting illustration:

 

[gripguru]

Dirtbags are dirtbags. If a couple can get through the rigors of signing a prenup, they will probably last , and then have an open relationship anyways.

 

[jet_aj]

Ha, I dated a girl for quite a while, got engaged... then... well... I opened my eyes and seen she was crazy out of her mind. We fought a lot over nothing... TO HELL WITH THAT CRAP!!! I'm in no hurry... and my parents tell me all the time not to rush it... Besides, I have more stuff going on in my life to even think about having kids... If I can find a sane minded, intelligent, attractive woman that can put up with my crap and not rely on me every minute of the day, I'll be set. I hate needy women.

Dating for a long time and having a long engagement saved me from a life of hell or a later divorce.

 

[Cody]

If I can find a sane minded, intelligent, attractive woman that can put up with my crap and not rely on me every minute of the day, I'll be set.

It's a myth man. Like the loch ness monster or bigfoot.

 

[Tacoma]

Yep. You'll see pictures now and again, but they're blurry and smell of fakery.

 

[Amy]

Yap you will NEVER find a woman like that becuase Tara, Catherine and I are already taken...bummer...

 

[Cody]

right. His statement was for women that are presumed or known to be single in addition to those attributes.

should have made that more clear.

 

[BroncoMama]

Hey, my family is by no stretch LDS, and somehow I'm not immune to it either. If I go to one more family function where I get the 3rd degree about making a granddaughter for my poor mother I'm going to kill something. I'm half tempted to seek out some poor tramp with loose morals just to knock her up so I can drop off the big headed female poop factory for an 18 year visit to grandma's house.

Interesting theory.......

It's a myth man. Like the loch ness monster or bigfoot.

Yep. You'll see pictures now and again, but they're blurry and smell of fakery.

Oh whatever!! You two are wicked monkeys.