mighty midjet
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You find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
>house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
>roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
>crowded restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
>a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
>can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
>When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
>few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
>long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
>baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>already too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>year old Boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
>still can't walk on water.
>
> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>commercials show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
>do not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
>time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>earthworms dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends
>
> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
>
> 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
>house 4 inches deep.
>
> 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
>roller blades, they can ignite.
>
> 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
>crowded restaurant.
>
> 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
>a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
>can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
> 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
>When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
>few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
>long way.
>
> 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
>baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
>
> 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>already too late.
>
> 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
> 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
> 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
>year old Boy.
>
> 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>sentence.
>
> 12.) Super glue is forever.
>
> 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
>still can't walk on water.
>
> 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
> 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>commercials show they do.
>
> 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
> 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
> 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
> 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
>do not like ovens.
>
> 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
>time.
>
> 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>earthworms dizzy.
>
> 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
> 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
> 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends
>
> 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
