Help my wife give birth....

[pELYgroso]

She's full term and we're ready to have this baby....membranes were stripped yesterday, she's had some contractions on and off since then....what are some tricks to get the weefs to go into labor? Suggestions?

 

[Kevin B.]

Have your boss offer you overtime.

Wait, you are the boss, that won't work.

 

[mbryson]

Take a ride in the F*rd? I've always heard doing what got her in that position is a good way as well

 

[kellerexpress]

Nipple Stimulation. Dead serious. Google it.

Worked for my third child. Or at least that's what I told my wife.
Oxytocin, a hormone that causes contractions, is released in the body with said stimulation. True story

 

[sixstringsteve]

jumping on the trampoline? or off the roof? Land with legs apart.

 

[frieed]

Mexican food

 

[STAG]

Steve no

 

[brandonlmb]

The dity deed did it for my for wife on both kids.

 

[blznnp]

Mexican food

thats what my sister-in-law did on her kids, once she was ready and close she would eat mexican and then go into labor. we have found nothing works consistently for my wife. Last kid she just walked up and down the stairs once she felt contractions, did that for about 2 hours and then we went to the hospital. Do what you did to make the baby, you got the membranes covered. We have just had to mostly wait and just let my wife so some type of exercise once she feels contractions coming.

 

[jeeper]

Sex is always helpful...
Lifting snowmobiles around the garage sent my wife into an early labor.
Put her on a treadmill for an hour or so.

 

[chadschoon]

My wife had her friend drink castor oil and it sent her into labor fast.

 

[pELYgroso]

jumping on the trampoline? or off the roof? Land with legs apart.

 

[pELYgroso]

Thanks for the suggestions! We've tried a couple of these already but I'll mention some of the others to her as well. We've heard about the caster oil thing, too. Maybe we'll try that.

 

[pELYgroso]

Nipple Stimulation. Dead serious. Google it.

Worked for my third child. Or at least that's what I told my wife.
Oxytocin, a hormone that causes contractions, is released in the body with said stimulation. True story

now, just to clarify....It doesn't work if she does this on her own, right? I'm assuming that I'll need to be the stimuli in order for it to have proper effect. I'll mention this one to her right now....brb.

 

[Kevin B.]

My wife had her friend drink castor oil and it sent her into labor fast.

That would send me into labor.

now, just to clarify....It doesn't work if she does this on her own, right? I'm assuming that I'll need to be the stimuli in order for it to have proper effect. I'll mention this one to her right now....brb.

lol

 

[rholbrook]

Mexican food just sent me into labor

 

[moab_cj5]

Take he for a bumpy ride in your 4X4. It worked for my wife.

 

[Kevin B.]

He hasn't been back. I bet he's still testing the nipples theory.

 

[Gravy]

wow

 

[blznnp]

My wife would laugh at me if i told her about nipple stimulation.