Well I know I do not have the skills but I bet if I had a few beers I would try some of that. I could see it now. Out at a party and ask someone to hold my beer and watch this.
My neighbor has bikes. Come on over! I bet we could head over to the tank track at the Depot, and you could make history!!! I have a camera! MPEG ready 'n everythang.
I'd try it... and probably break something important. There's some uber-cool electric MX/Trials bikes being sold in Europe that would be perfect for stuff like that... totally silent. There's some pretty cool vids out there of them too.