History lesson

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Sandy Utah
Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up yo
ur shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promis
ed land"...


Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."


Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land...


Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Pla
ns, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, loss of
retirement funds, etc . . .


So I called Lifeline, the suicide help line....


Got one of those darn call centers in Pakistan...


I told them I was suicidal.


The guy got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...!
 
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