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Husband-Mart
> A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where
> women can go and choose a husband from among many men. The store is
> composed of six floors and the men increase in positive attributes
> as the shopper ascends the flight of stairs. There is, however,
> a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man
> from that floor, But if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down,
> except to exit the building. So, this woman goes to the shopping
> center to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door
> reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, Well, that is better
> than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?"
> So up she goes.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
> "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
> further up?" And up she goes.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
> "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love Kids and are extremely good
> looking." "Hum, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
> Up she goes.
>
> The fourth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
> looking and help with the housework."
> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more
> further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
> looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
> "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be waiting for me on the
> sixth floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>
> The sixth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
> that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
> Husband-Mart and have a nice day!"
> A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where
> women can go and choose a husband from among many men. The store is
> composed of six floors and the men increase in positive attributes
> as the shopper ascends the flight of stairs. There is, however,
> a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man
> from that floor, But if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down,
> except to exit the building. So, this woman goes to the shopping
> center to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door
> reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, Well, that is better
> than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?"
> So up she goes.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
> "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
> further up?" And up she goes.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
> "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love Kids and are extremely good
> looking." "Hum, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
> Up she goes.
>
> The fourth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
> looking and help with the housework."
> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more
> further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
> The fifth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
> looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
> "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be waiting for me on the
> sixth floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>
> The sixth floor sign reads:
> "Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
> that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
> Husband-Mart and have a nice day!"
