Kids names....How far is too far?

[BroncoMama]

I was able to name our first kid Calvin, even though my wife was against it. I just called him Calvin through the entire pregnancy. My wife told the nurses his name would be Carson, but when he popped out she slipped and called him Calvin.

I tried that trick on our second child, but my wife still refuses to call our little girl Hobbes. She says she does not look like a stuffed tiger.

Stuffed tigers are cute though!!

 

[Skylinerider]

My sons name is CJ. It's not short for Charles James or anything like that, it's CJ.

 

[Tacoma]

I tried that trick on our second child, but my wife still refuses to call our little girl Hobbes. She says she does not look like a stuffed tiger.

Tattoo her face, she'll look like a tiger then!

EDIT: actually, I don't wish this on anyone. that's awful

 

[JoeT]

The first time met Tacoma, I was horribly disappointed

Same here.

 

[cannoncrawler]

^thats funnay!

 

[Jeremy]

The first time met Tacoma, I was horribly disappointed he did not show up driving a white Toyota. I wondered why he was coming to get chevy parts.

same here, i had to ask him twice what his real name was. i just assumed tachomo was a screen name.

I wanted to have another son so I could name him Flyer Wright.

arnt you glad you didnt name logan, Xavier James?

 

[Meat_]

The first time met Tacoma, I was horribly disappointed....

Only the first time?

 

[jsudar]

Talk about quoting me out of context...

Nah, the second time wasn't as bad.

 

[4554x4]

I had a pet once named caliper.

Your pet wasn't a Boa Constrictor Was it?