James K
NO, I'm always like this
- Location
- Taylorsville, Ut
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in
Africa, taking her faithful aged Malamute named Juneau
along for the company.
One day the Mal starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Juneau discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old Mal thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old Mal exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew! says the leopard,
"That was close! That old Mal nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Mal sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Mal sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?", but instead of running, the Mal sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
the old Mal says: "Where's that damn monkey? I
sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and
brilliance only come with age and experience!
Africa, taking her faithful aged Malamute named Juneau
along for the company.
One day the Mal starts chasing butterflies and
before long, Juneau discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old Mal thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo
now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his
back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap the old Mal exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew! says the leopard,
"That was close! That old Mal nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Mal sees
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figures that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Mal sees the leopard coming with the
monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?", but instead of running, the Mal sits down with
his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
the old Mal says: "Where's that damn monkey? I
sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and
brilliance only come with age and experience!
