Lame Joke Thread

[TJDukit]

How many Lowe's could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's.

 

[smartass_kid]

my new thesaurus app is terrible.

not only that, but it is also terrible.

 

[ID Bronco]

Did you see the old western where a dog limped into a bar and said," Ah'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"?

 

[Kevin B.]

Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks him if he wants a hand with his luggage.

"No thanks, I'm traveling light".

 

[Kevin B.]

Einstein developed a theory about space.

It was about time, too.

 

[TRD270]

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3, 1 left, 1 right and the final front ear

 

[Kevin B.]

Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.

 

[TRD270]

Why couldn't all the astronauts fit in the rocket?

Because they ran out of space

 

[TJDukit]

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?


Because it was a Moth Ball.

 

[Kevin B.]

There are thirty cows in a field, and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?

 

[BlueWolfFab]

There are thirty cows in a field, and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?

 

[TRD270]

Started a band called 999 megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

 

[Kevin B.]

I ordered 2000 pounds of soup.

It was won ton.

 

[mesha]

Kevin you are crushing the lame jokes! Keep em coming.

 

[jeeper]

There are thirty cows in a field, and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?

I know, I know!!

 

[moab_cj5]

I know, I know!!

I still don't get that one...

 

[I Lean]

Cows have been known to eat chickens....

 

[BlueWolfFab]

I still don't get that one...

28 Chickens
Twenty Eight Chickens
Twenty Ate Chickens


How many didn't? 10.

 

[moab_cj5]

28 Chickens
Twenty Eight Chickens
Twenty Ate Chickens


How many didn't? 10.

Thanks! Da*n I am slow sometimes...

 

[Pile of parts]

I'll admit, I was right there with you.