Magerdgr
Have gun, will travel
- Location
- My secret underground lair
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop
from
ROUND ROCK. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the
deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's
the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair, exit your vehicle sir." At this point, the
deputy
takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever loving crap out
of the
lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop
from
ROUND ROCK. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the
deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's
the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair, exit your vehicle sir." At this point, the
deputy
takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever loving crap out
of the
lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
