Magerdgr
Have gun, will travel
- Location
- My secret underground lair
> God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't
> > need you anymore.
> > Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
> > In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'"
> >
> > "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
> >
> > "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
> > likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
> >
> > "Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
> >
> > So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
> >
> > "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
> >
> >
> > ( I love this part)
> >
> > God says .......... "Get your own dirt."
> > need you anymore.
> > Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
> > In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'"
> >
> > "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
> >
> > "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
> > likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
> >
> > "Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
> >
> > So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
> >
> > "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
> >
> >
> > ( I love this part)
> >
> > God says .......... "Get your own dirt."
