Man's Best Friend?

[greenjeep]

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

 

[Jay5.9L]

Sounds like another experiment: Lock your wife and your dog out of the house for an hour or until they start bitching and scratching the door trying to get back in. Open the door and see which one stops bitching

 

[notajeep]

 

[ATOYA4U]

Thats messed up! I would never lock my dog in the trunk!!

 

[phatfoto]

Hmm, I've never threatened my dog with locking in the trunk... The dog weighs more than my wife. It might be hard to do!

 

[BlackDog]

And the dog is just plain nicer than the ExWife..... It would hurt her felings too much, and being half lab, she is already a neurotic mess.

(Does that mean I already proved the experiment....?)