Mexican words of the day

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1. cheese
the teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. mushroom
when all my family get in tha car, there's not mushroom.

3. shoulder
my fren wanted to become a citizen but she didnt know how to read so i shoulder.

4.texas
my fren always texas me when i'm not home wondering where i'm at!

5. herpes
me and my fren ordered pizza. i got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. july
ju told mye ju were going to tha store and july to me! julyer!

7. rectumi had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. chicken
i was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. wheelchair
we only have one enchilada left, but dont worry wheelchair.

10. chicken wing
my wife plays the lottery so chicken wing

11. harassment
my wife caught me in bed with another women and i told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. bishop
my wife fell down the stair so i had to pick the bishop.

13. body wash
i want to go to the club bit nobody wash my kids.

14. budweiser
that women over ther has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?.

and if anybody wondering
yes i am a mexi-can. hope you like

 

[LT.]

Good ones.

LT.

 

[ID Bronco]

I have always loved these, I had forgotten some.

 

[Gravy]

Great...
#12 and #14 made me laugh so hard I snorted and my coworked thinks I'm crazy

 

[cannoncrawler]

OMFG...............lollers!!!!!!!!


julyer.........lol

 

[DewYota]

hahaha oh geez, those are great! you cant help but read them in your little mexican accent too. i tend to use that accent on accident while at betos haha.

 

[Amy]

Funnay!!