Tacoma
Et incurventur ante non
- Location
- far enough away
So a while back I got reamed a little for saying that Tooele cops act like d*cks, re: Wally's wife getting pulled over, and told that they thought the Jeep was stolen.
Well.
Tonight I'm pulling out of WalMart through the parking lot of the nearby restaurants. Two cops cars are going to turn in, but noo, they pull a u-turn, and are behind me for about a mile and a half, until I get to Little Caesar's. Get my pie, jump back in, go to pull out, no traffic, sweet! Cop in line at the light u-turns and flips on his lights. As I havent' done anything, I pull over to let him by (we're on Utah Ave, heading out to the Desert Peak Complex and Larry Miller's track, and there are lots of accidents).
To my surprise, he pulls in behind me. What's the deal? "You didn't come to a complete stop pulling out of that parking lot." Oh, uh. Ok then. No, I'm not carrying tonight.
Guy comes back, with his partner in full-on "I'm a big bad cop" mode, asks if I've been drinking. Kids are in the car, groceries, etc. No, hahah I haven't.
"We're gonna just do a field sobriety test, sir."
OK, OFFICER. I said "You've got to be kidding"
"No, sir, we got a call from a guy that saw you throwing beer bottles out of your car at Ixtapa. (Mexican place in the parking lot I turned out of orignally, and which I drove by in about .4 nanoseconds.) Description matches. And I saw you pull out of there."
"You didn't get any report." Now I'm a little miffed.
"Yes sir, we did."
"Really? So you let a suspected drunk vandal just mosey on down to get some pizza? That's kind of odd, don't you think?"
"Follow my finger."
"Make sure you wave it past your badge number, fraud."
He moved his finger once to the right, once to the left, and said, Have a good night.
And then I called dispatch.
"Yeah, I just want to make sure someone comes down to Ixtapa, for that guy throwing the bottles"
" We havent' received any calls about that sir, would you like an officer to stop by?"
"Oh, no that's ok. "
I'm not going to file a complaint or anything, but it's good to know who's who in the Tooele PD.
Well.
Tonight I'm pulling out of WalMart through the parking lot of the nearby restaurants. Two cops cars are going to turn in, but noo, they pull a u-turn, and are behind me for about a mile and a half, until I get to Little Caesar's. Get my pie, jump back in, go to pull out, no traffic, sweet! Cop in line at the light u-turns and flips on his lights. As I havent' done anything, I pull over to let him by (we're on Utah Ave, heading out to the Desert Peak Complex and Larry Miller's track, and there are lots of accidents).
To my surprise, he pulls in behind me. What's the deal? "You didn't come to a complete stop pulling out of that parking lot." Oh, uh. Ok then. No, I'm not carrying tonight.
Guy comes back, with his partner in full-on "I'm a big bad cop" mode, asks if I've been drinking. Kids are in the car, groceries, etc. No, hahah I haven't.
"We're gonna just do a field sobriety test, sir."
OK, OFFICER. I said "You've got to be kidding"
"No, sir, we got a call from a guy that saw you throwing beer bottles out of your car at Ixtapa. (Mexican place in the parking lot I turned out of orignally, and which I drove by in about .4 nanoseconds.) Description matches. And I saw you pull out of there."
"You didn't get any report." Now I'm a little miffed.
"Yes sir, we did."
"Really? So you let a suspected drunk vandal just mosey on down to get some pizza? That's kind of odd, don't you think?"
"Follow my finger."
"Make sure you wave it past your badge number, fraud."
He moved his finger once to the right, once to the left, and said, Have a good night.
And then I called dispatch.
"Yeah, I just want to make sure someone comes down to Ixtapa, for that guy throwing the bottles"
" We havent' received any calls about that sir, would you like an officer to stop by?"
"Oh, no that's ok. "
I'm not going to file a complaint or anything, but it's good to know who's who in the Tooele PD.