More New Mexican Words

[KWight]

Hoochie
My vieja found a girls number on my phone and she yelled,
'Tell me hoochie is!!!

Wafer

I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, but they didn't
wafer me.

Wheelchair

My homie was downing a beer and I said, 'Hey where's
mine?' He says, 'Don't worry, wheelchair!'

Injure

Me and my homies were playing poker and when I won, I
yelled, 'Injure face!'

Tissue

Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me tissue!

Juicy

Hey vato I will open the window and you tell me if juicy the
cops!

Sodas

My vieja complains a lot and sodas her sister!!

Juarez

My vieja slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?!!'

Chile

I messed up on my lady, but when I called her last night chile me come home.


Water

My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is.

Cockatoo

I was in the bathroom when my homie knocked on the door and
said, 'Hurry! I have to cockatoo!!!'

Texas

My friend always Texas me dumb jokes!

 

[pfinder]

haha

thats some funny shiznit! lol

 

[83yota]

unfortunately that's how they talk in espanola which is only a 30 minute drive from here

 

[cannoncrawler]

July


you told me Obama would give me green card, but july.

 

[BCGPER]

At least you have to drive 30 minutes. I'm only 6 minutes away from Magna....

unfortunately that's how they talk in espanola which is only a 30 minute drive from here

 

[83yota]

yes but they also come up here to work