My Jeep has always been a chick magnet......

[RWH]

Too bad i'm not! :-\

 

[wrnchplr]

Are you saying it sucks to be you?

 

[RWH]

yes, But not to be my Jeep.

 

[ubae]

You know who's a chick magnet? Brett.

Oh and this is the worst thread ever.

 

[Brett]

You know who's a chick magnet? Brett.

Oh and this is the worst thread ever.

I still don't know who you are

 

[RWH]

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the Chuck giveth, and the Chuck, he taketh away.

 

[XT Utah]

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

 

[Cody]

chuck norris can devide by zero.

 

[StrobeNGH]

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a pair of cowboy boots? A roundhouse kick to the forehead... don't ever cross Chuck Norris.

You know when you feel depressed and you don't know why? It's because Chuck Norris is asleep.

When you walk outside and aren't eaten by Dinosaurs, you can thank Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so manly that when gay men drink his sweat they immediately turn heterosexual and build a log cabin without tools.

 

[utahxjer]

ROFL , anyone ever watch Conan O' Brien when he pulls the "Chuck Norris lever?"

 

[BioNuke1]

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

 

[XT Utah]

 

[koonsdawg]

You guys.. are out of control....

 

[Brett]

To prove a point, Jack Bauer lit Schindler’s actual list on fire.

 

[XT Utah]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

[XT Utah]

Chuck -- without the beard

Looks like even Jason (Jay5.9L) could kick his a$$!

 

[Jay5.9L]

I'll take the guy on the left, you can take the guy on the right with the prince valient hair cut LOL

 

[Hickey]

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

Darkness is not the absence of light. It is the presence of Vin Diesel.

 

[Jay5.9L]

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

 

[Brett]

It was not a meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs, it was actually the result of Jack Bauer arm-wrestling Chuck Norris.