naked girl in kitchen eating pizza

TRNDRVR

IMA BUM
Location
North Ogden, UT
The Centre Daily Times said:
A PBT administered by police turned up a .24 blood alcohol content, which, to the layperson out there, is blotto, the kind of drunkenness that could land you naked in some stranger's kitchen eating their pizza.
Now that's just too damn funny! :rofl:
 

cannoncrawler

TWERNT THE MORMONS!!!!!!
Location
Idaho
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waynehartwig

www.jeeperman.com
Location
Mead, WA
Their gay... They've gotta be... A drunk 20 year old in your kitchen is cool in itself. Naked is definately a boner I mean bonUS!!!
 

Zombie

Random Dead Guy
Location
Sandy Utah
Their gay... They've gotta be... A drunk 20 year old in your kitchen is cool in itself. Naked is definately a boner I mean bonUS!!!

UNless they needed a highlift jack to confirm plumbing type on said naked individual... then again, they say they gave her a shirt and some shorts... so either they are huge, or she couldn't have been TOO huge...

But yeah, yer probably right. I'm betting they were gay.
 

red

Active Member
Location
Eagle Mountain
umm, why the heck would you call the cops if a naked girl is in your place? i sure wouldnt call the cops for that. they're probably gay.
 

jet_aj

Just loosing my mind
Location
UT
Unless that chick was a whale, had totally trashed the apartment, or they already had tried to get her to sleep with them and she rejected them and wouldn't leave, why would you call the cops... I could see if she was passed out, non-responsive and you was worried she was going to die from alcohol poisoning, then call the cops.. but, she was obviously just hungry and looking for someone to hang out with... hell i'd call the rest of my friends and tell them there was a party goin on... lol
 
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