Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs
> >>when you tickle
> >> it under the arms.
> >>
> >> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me
> >>Elmo factory and
> >> she reports for her first day promptly
> >>at 8:00 AM.
> >>
> >> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock
> >>at the
> >> Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman
> >>throws
> >> open the door and begins to rant about
> >>the new
> >> employee.
> >>
> >> He complains that she is incredibly slow
> >>and the whole
> >> line is backing up, putting the entire
> >>production line
> >> behind schedule.
> >>
> >> The Personnel Manager decides he should
> >>see this for
> >> himself, so the 2 men march down to the
> >>factory floor.
> >> When they get there the line is so
> >>backed up that there
> >> are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
> >>factory floor and they're really
> >> beginning to pile up.
> >>
> >> At the end of the line stands Lena
> >>surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> >> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
> >> red fabric and a huge bag of small
> >>marbles.
> >>
> >> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts
> >>a little piece of fabric, wraps it
> >> around two marbles and begins to
> >> carefully sew the little package between
> >>Elmo's legs.
> >>
> >> The Personnel Manager bursts into
> >>laughter.
> >> After several minutes of hysterics he
> >>pulls himself
> >> together and approaches Lena.
> >>
> >> 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able
> >>to keep a straight face, 'but I
> >> think you misunderstood the instructions
> >>I gave you yesterday...'
> >>
> >> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test
> >>tickles.
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs
> >>when you tickle
> >> it under the arms.
> >>
> >> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me
> >>Elmo factory and
> >> she reports for her first day promptly
> >>at 8:00 AM.
> >>
> >> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock
> >>at the
> >> Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman
> >>throws
> >> open the door and begins to rant about
> >>the new
> >> employee.
> >>
> >> He complains that she is incredibly slow
> >>and the whole
> >> line is backing up, putting the entire
> >>production line
> >> behind schedule.
> >>
> >> The Personnel Manager decides he should
> >>see this for
> >> himself, so the 2 men march down to the
> >>factory floor.
> >> When they get there the line is so
> >>backed up that there
> >> are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
> >>factory floor and they're really
> >> beginning to pile up.
> >>
> >> At the end of the line stands Lena
> >>surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> >> Elmo's. She has a roll of plush
> >> red fabric and a huge bag of small
> >>marbles.
> >>
> >> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts
> >>a little piece of fabric, wraps it
> >> around two marbles and begins to
> >> carefully sew the little package between
> >>Elmo's legs.
> >>
> >> The Personnel Manager bursts into
> >>laughter.
> >> After several minutes of hysterics he
> >>pulls himself
> >> together and approaches Lena.
> >>
> >> 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able
> >>to keep a straight face, 'but I
> >> think you misunderstood the instructions
> >>I gave you yesterday...'
> >>
> >> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test
> >>tickles.
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