Lazarus401
Old Time RME'r
- Location
- Vineyard, Utah
You may not know this but many nonliving things
have a gender.
1 ) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.
2 ) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
3 ) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4 ) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5 ) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6 ) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7 ) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8 ) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9 ) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10 ) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
have a gender.
1 ) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.
2 ) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
3 ) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4 ) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5 ) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6 ) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7 ) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8 ) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9 ) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10 ) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
