OH NOES! Possible swine flu in Utah!!!

Bear T

Tacoma free since '93
Location
Boulder, mt
maybe we'll get lucky and it will be quanrentined to tooele.

Problem is, those Tooele people are so used to livin with toxic agents and chemical weapons, that they have developed an immunity to the swine flu.

Doesn't matter to much, after we all die, and they are the only survivors, they'll just end up breeding themselves out of existance since their family tree's are all straight lines.
 
Well on another note I now live in TX and the city of Ft Worth have closed all schools until May 11th due to this flu. I am sure others around here will do the same thing soon after.

Edit: This is 140 schools with about 80,000 students.
 
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phatfoto

Giver of bad advice
Location
Tooele
Problem is, those Tooele people are so used to livin with toxic agents and chemical weapons, that they have developed an immunity to the swine flu.

Doesn't matter to much, after we all die, and they are the only survivors, they'll just end up breeding themselves out of existance since their family tree's are all straight lines.


While we will survive, the theory of single branch trees is completely untrue. Since Tooele has grown (yes, even in the 3 years I've lived here), there has been an influx of new blood lines... Hence, we will repopulate the region once all you city slickers have morphed into zombies and we steallz your 4x4s...
 

Green Leader

Active Member
Location
Riverton, UT
Since we are on the subject. I just got a text today I want to see what you all think.

"They once said that a African american man would be president when pigs fly. His first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!"
 

Rot Box

Diesel and Dust
Supporting Member
Location
Smithfield Utah
Since we are on the subject. I just got a text today I want to see what you all think.

"They once said that a African american man would be president when pigs fly. His first 100 days and BAM! Swine flu!"

Crap it was a lot colder at work yesterday too :( Hell could very well be freezing over :p
 
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