Old age

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Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well ...
You'll Love This One!

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was 'way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm .or Could He??? After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.

"yes. Yes, I Did. I Had A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered, "in 1969. Why Do You Ask?"

"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-***** Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
 
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