'operation Smurf Freedom' - Highly Classified

SAMI

Formerly Beardy McGee
Location
SLC, UT
Gentlemen,

The engine will be out of the creamy 4runner shortly.. we have it 98% ready to pull as it sits now… Myself, Rob, and Joe are going to initiate ‘Operation Smurf Freedom’ at approx. 7:02pm October 23, 2007… This operation is set in place to recover the ‘Big Blue Smurf Mobile’, or the ‘Beast’ from behind the enemy lines… It’s going to be intense, time is of the essence, and it is critical to be in and out..

The plan is to roll in, Joe pulls up in a way that his truck and trailer are almost at a 90* angle with the trailer faced towards the garage where the ‘Beast’ lies… Then, we roll the ‘Beast’, down to the trailer… then Rob comes into play with the Land Cruiser and a short strap already setup and ready to go.. We then quickly strap the ‘runner up, pull it onto the trailer, throw it in gear, and drive away.. We will strap it and secure it to the trailer in a parking lot down the street, away from enemy fire or capture…

This will be intense.. We run the risk of losing more good men.. But this is what we’ve trained for, this is why we’re here… We are part of a brotherhood who do not, and will not put up with crazy females. Being part of such an elite group we need to unite our forces and power of our male genitalia; to recover one of our great soldiers who has painfully fallen in the line of duty, and who desperately needs our help from behind the enemy lines where he lies bound, weakened, and deprived…

Now… does anyone know the code to her garage?

:p
 

Cody

Random Quote Generator
Supporting Member
Location
Gastown
be sure to install some jason's on the getaway vehicle so you don't get any splash up or rock trips on the vehicle in tow.
 

SAMI

Formerly Beardy McGee
Location
SLC, UT
the 4runner is in the X's garage... yes Cody, we've checked and rechecked the Jasons so that the cops don't get in the way of this... seriously, have some faith brotha..

-Jason
 
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