Poems: man vs. woman

[JoeT]

WOMANS POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
fishing and hunting.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

 

[bobmed]

That will go good with the fairy tale on the wall at work.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him.
She said no and the man lived happily ever after
drank lots of beer, went hunting and fishing alot.
Played golf and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[yellowbronco]

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
fishing and hunting.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

I like it!