outdoorjunky
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Paddy was walking along a street in Dublin when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire.
Paddy being the kind-hearted Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped 5 stories up.
Paddy yells to the people "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick" , the Irish Rugby Union fullback, if you jump I'll catch you.
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough Paddy catches him safely.
Then a black man jumps out and falls to the ground, Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells "Don't throw out the Fooken' burnt ones!"
Paddy being the kind-hearted Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped 5 stories up.
Paddy yells to the people "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick" , the Irish Rugby Union fullback, if you jump I'll catch you.
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough Paddy catches him safely.
Then a black man jumps out and falls to the ground, Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
Paddy looks up and yells "Don't throw out the Fooken' burnt ones!"