Q-Tips

[BroncoMama]

It has come to my attention in recent weeks that for the men in my life, q-tips are just the best. For some time, I believed that my husband's fascination with cleaning his ears was just another one of his odd quirks. After spending the weekend with friends, come to find out, Chris is not alone in this quest. I was stuck with TWO ear cleaning freaks! Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not against cleaning my ears or anything, it's just not a life changing/nearly orgasmic experience for me. Just to set the stage for my question, it is a known fact in our house that you do not speak to Chris whilst he's cleaning his ears. It's fairly obvious though from just seeing his eyes roll back into his head. Anyhoooo....

Here's my question: What's the general consensus from this dewd-dominated forum on the delicate topic of ear cleaning?

 

[ID Bronco]

My day is not complete without it! That being said, not better than sex. This should be fun.

 

[Cody]

It's not as good as other daily necessities, like my mid afternoon deucezilla, but I rather enjoy cleaning my ears.

 

[Milner]

Yep. before and after shower at night, and again in the morning. And yes sometimes it feels REAL nice.
If not for regular Q-Tipping, I would need to have a Dr. remove said build up. Yes, it gets that bad!

 

[chadschoon]

why do you have to tell our secrets mrs. Broncomama! Chris and I were keeping that on the DL... J/k it is a must

 

[BroncoMama]

It's not as good as other daily necessities, like my mid afternoon deucezilla, but I rather enjoy cleaning my ears.

You enjoy pooping that much?

why do you have to tell our secrets mrs. Broncomama! Chris and I were keeping that on the DL... J/k it is a must

Hey there buddy bear, I didn't name any names now did I??? I think leaving it at "the men in my life" was open ended enough......

 

[Cody]

over heard of a poogasm?

any female that claims to not know what this is, is lying. I guess that is true to their nature though

 

[Bart]

Just a pesky necessity. Sometimes it feels better than other times.

 

[Caleb]

Something that must be done, if I am unable to do it every day my ears drive me nuts. But, I don't get any enjoyment from it.

 

[Slangy]

Q-tips are good but my favorite is my Jeep key on my keychain. It totally grosses my wife out but it feels so damn good I can't quit. I guess I can blame that gross habit on my gramps.

 

[bobmed]

I go through a 1000 pack about every 3 months

 

[phatfoto]

My wife swears if I could shake my leg like a dog... I would.

 

[TRNDRVR]

.....it's just not a life changing/nearly orgasmic experience for me.

Then you're using your Q-Tips on the wrong "spot".

 

[Magerdgr]

It makes me cough like a son of a gun, don't know why?

 

[waynehartwig]

Love it! Gotta do it and now more than ever. I never had a problem in CA/UT with my ears having that 'wet' feeling. Up here it never goes away and all day long they are wet and itchy, like when your feet are in wet shoes/socks all day. So if I don't clean them after the shower, then I go the rest of the day itching them.

 

[Tacoma]

Not quite as good as sex, but I do enjoy the hell out of a good Q-tipping.

 

[BroncoMama]

over heard of a poogasm?

any female that claims to not know what this is, is lying. I guess that is true to their nature though

First of all, when have I ever lied to you? While I may be a female, I would venture to say that I'm not exactly your typical female and I swear on the frame rails of my beloved Lemon Joy that I have never HEARD of nor HAD a poogasm.

 

[BioNuke1]

 

[Meat_]

Mostly it's just something that needs doing.... occasionally it can feel pretty good though.

 

[Skylinerider]

It makes me cough like a son of a gun, don't know why?

Same here, just my left ear though.