QUICK GET ME A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and then he said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, smiled and brought him a beer.
When he was finished with it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start and Im gonna need it." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When that one was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She was pissed off. "You ASSHOLE!!! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"
The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and then he said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, smiled and brought him a beer.
When he was finished with it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start and Im gonna need it." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When that one was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She was pissed off. "You ASSHOLE!!! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"
The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
