Roommates!

[offroaddave]

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal,

Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her
more
curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two act,
she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than
met
the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what
you
must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver Gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you ?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mom I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But
the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Brian"

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that
if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom"

 

[Thursty]

Moms always know.