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How to shower like a woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed area.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit ups and leg lifts.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint enhanced conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed area.
How to shower like a man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake w****r at her making woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk.
Pee in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because curtain was hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel shake w****r at her and make woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed area.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit ups and leg lifts.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint enhanced conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed area.
How to shower like a man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake w****r at her making woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair, make a shampoo mohawk.
Pee in the shower.
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because curtain was hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel shake w****r at her and make woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
