Some Actual 2006 Headlines

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Whoever originally sent this out did not say what newspapers these headlines came from, but they're worth a look anyway.



The Year's Best (actual) Headlines of 2006:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Imagine that!



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No! Really?



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit too far!



Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

Whaaaat??

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

You think?!



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have ever thought!



Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably is the battery charge!



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those baked beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Taste just like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is . . .

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that sign right?
 
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