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> > SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
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> > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > Juan on Juan
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> > What is a Yankee?
> >
> > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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> >
> >
> > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
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> > The position of the dirt bag
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> > Why is divorce so expensive?
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> > Because it's worth it.
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> >
> > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> >
> > Doughnuts
> >
> >
> > Why is air a lot like sex?
> >
> > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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> >
> >
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> >
> > A golden retriever.
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> >
> >
> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> >
> > Their personalities.
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> >
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> >
> > 10 years and 45 lbs
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> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> >
> > 45 minutes
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> > What's the f astest way to a man's heart?
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> > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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> >
> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> >
> > They can't stand criticism.
> >
> >
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> > good-looking?
> >
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
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> >
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> >
> >
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> driving.
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> >
> >
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >
> > Because they have cotton b alls.
> >
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> >
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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> >
> >
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> >
> > Mace will do that to you.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> >
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> >
> >
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
> > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > ;
> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >
> >
> > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> >
> > A different bar.
> >
> >
> >
> > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
> >
> > They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
> >
> >
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
> >
> > A speech impediment.
> >
> >
> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
> >
> > They're hiring.
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> >
> > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
> > along with... "a recipe".
> >
> >
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> >
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> >
> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -A southern fairytale
> > begins
> >
> > "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> >
> > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
> > SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
> >
> > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > Juan on Juan
> >
> >
> > What is a Yankee?
> >
> > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >
> >
> >
> > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> >
> > The position of the dirt bag
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is divorce so expensive?
> >
> > Because it's worth it.
> >
> >
> >
> > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> >
> > Doughnuts
> >
> >
> > Why is air a lot like sex?
> >
> > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> >
> >
> >
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> >
> > A golden retriever.
> >
> >
> >
> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> >
> > Their personalities.
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> >
> > 10 years and 45 lbs
> >
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> >
> > 45 minutes
> >
> >
> > What's the f astest way to a man's heart?
> >
> > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> >
> >
> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> >
> > They can't stand criticism.
> >
> >
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> > good-looking?
> >
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> >
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> >
> >
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> >
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> driving.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> >
> > Because they have cotton b alls.
> >
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> >
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >
> >
> >
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> >
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> >
> > Mace will do that to you.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> >
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> >
> >
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> >
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> >
> >
> > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
> > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > ;
> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >
> >
> > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> >
> > A different bar.
> >
> >
> >
> > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
> >
> > They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
> >
> >
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
> >
> > A speech impediment.
> >
> >
> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
> >
> > They're hiring.
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> >
> > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
> > along with... "a recipe".
> >
> >
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> >
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >
> >
> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> >
> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -A southern fairytale
> > begins
> >
> > "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
> >
> >
> >
> > Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> >
> > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
> >
> >
> >
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