Spinoff: @lbryson 's idea, favorite things read on a bathroom wall

[mbryson]

@lbryson had a laugh at the bathroom reading thread and said "it should be what your read ON the bathroom wall"

So, what's your favorite things you've read on the bathroom wall

 

[cruiseroutfit]

Here I sit my cheeks a flexin’, just gave birth to another Texan

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

 

[jeeper]

Arches NP...

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The Maverick in Fillmore has toilet use instructions as well. I’m sure it comes from the overseas tourists who are used to squatting over floor holes.

 

[Kevin B.]

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

 

[Kevin B.]

 

[kmboren]

The terrible outside of state line in nevada/California with some 98 gas pumps has a huge bathroom with lots of saying on the wall. "Step closer to the plate. It is shorter then you think" "We aim to please we ask you do the same" ect.

 

[UNSTUCK]

The terrible outside of state line in nevada/California with some 98 gas pumps has a huge bathroom with lots of saying on the wall. "Step closer to the plate. It is shorter then you think" "We aim to please we ask you do the same" ect.

Dang. I was thinking of this same place. You beat me to it. Lots of funny ones there. I walk in there and start laughing and my son just looks at me. He didn’t understand all the double meanings.

 

[BCGPER]

No use standing on the seat, Sambo’s crabs can jump ten feet.

If you’re old enough to know what that means, you are indeed old! 😁

 

[UNSTUCK]

Classic.

 

[kmboren]

Dang. I was thinking of this same place. You beat me to it. Lots of funny ones there. I walk in there and start laughing and my son just looks at me. He didn’t understand all the double meanings.

I have wanted to take a picture in there but thought I might get some funny looks. 😁

 

[spaggyroe]

I saw some artwork over the john at a restroom at Bear Lake.
It said "express tunnel to Biden's house" with an arrow pointing down.

 

[02dodger]

Some people come here to sit and think , Others come her to shit and stink .
But I come here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls !!

 

[N-Smooth]

Jenny 8675309

 

[rholbrook]

I am not a public pooper. I have to be on the verge of soiling myself before I will use a public shitter. I will how ever take a leak anywhere but I pretty much use a paper towel when I have to touch anything. My mental-ness is getting worse with age covid only worsened it for me. If its in the urinal stall I will read it, if its not, I have already left the area.

 

[rholbrook]

 

[Kevin B.]

The terrible outside of state line in nevada/California with some 98 gas pumps has a huge bathroom with lots of saying on the wall. "Step closer to the plate. It is shorter then you think" "We aim to please we ask you do the same" ect.

 

[GER4x4]

Kansas University is in Lawrence, Kansas. Kansas State is in Manhattan. Of course, they are rival schools. Both are located on the Kaw River with K-State being further upstream. Sign on the restroom wall in Manhattan said "flush twice, KU needs the water".